October 29, 2020

Finally, 2 Months Early, We Get to Discuss Something that is NOT a 2020 Headline

2068 is gonna be lit!

We've discussed Apophis before, but not recently...we were still on Blogspot back then. Basically Apophis is an Earth crossing asteroid that someone decided to tempt fate by naming after an Egyptian god of destruction. In late 2005 there was some speculation that it would impact the Earth in 2036, but subsequent calculations indicated that was not actually the case. 


 Computer model of Apophis from Wikipedia

Now, in 2020, astronomers looked at the space rock's most recent pass and amended their amendment to their calculations with the result that they think this dollop of deep-space detritus has a 0.00067% chance of impacting the earth with the force of 1.2 gigatons of TNT in 2068. 

This is not a high probability event, but if it comes to pass it is a very consequential, as a blast yield of 1200 megatons is a, shall we say, impactful, event no matter where on Earth it happens.  Furthermore, this asteroid tends to have close calls frequently, meaning that in the long term, an eventual impact is almost certain. 

The good news is that we've got plenty of time to mitigate this and try, fail, and try again to deflect the object and still have time to reflect upon and learn from mistakes made and lessons learned. 






The Brickmuppet's Crack team of Science Babes begin training to take care of business. 


For instance: The next time one discovers an Earth crossing asteroid, name it Fluttershy or Snorlax rather than after some ancient Egyptian god of chaos and death. 

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October 28, 2020

I Predict Rain Tomorrow



At least this is only a cat 2. New Orleans doesn't need any more abuse this season. 

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Meanwhile: In the World of Game Development



Perhaps, but how about you just say that you missed a comma or a period in the last tweet?

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Ghaaaaah! This explains EVERYTHING!

 

Jack Dorsey has been possessed by the ghost of Rasputin!

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In The Interests of Equal Time...(UPDATED)

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October 26, 2020

Osiris Rex

On the one hand the probe collected much more stuff than NASA had hoped. On he other hand a piece of gravel has wedged the sample container open and the probe is now surounded by orbiting gravel. . 

Mission control is proceeding....gingerly. 

 

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What is Best in Life?






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Five Days Out From Halloween...

...and 2020 has provided us with yet another seasonally appropriate headline. 



What?

It seems that a species of parthenogenic prawns previously possessed as pets popped up pestiferously procreating in a Belgian cemetery and cant be dealt with because of a combination of local regulations and the fact that the graveyard can't be dug up. 

That they are escaped pets is disappointing. I was hoping for another lab experiment gone horribly wrong, but alien crustacean plague is suitably seasonal nevertheless. 


Actual photo of the crawdad in question by ; font-weight: 700; text-decoration-line: underline;">白兎マリコ(@Maryko)

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October 23, 2020

WHAT?

DISCUSS...

WATCH ON BITCHUTE HERE.


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PROGRAMMING NOTE


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A MESSAGE FOR CERTAIN VERY CREDENTIALED PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOUGHTFULLY CHOSEN TO GRACE US WITH THEIR THOUGHTS ON LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE.




PIC VIA.

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October 22, 2020

We came in Peace...AND WE PUNCHED IT!



NASA has successfully slammed the Osiris-REX space probe into the Earth Crossing asteroid Bennu, knocking debris into space that will hopefully be collected and returned.  Our Crack Team of Science Babes have some thoughts on the matter.


"We hit it!"
The probe will collect sample of the debris that it kicked up. If it has room and weight reserves for more it will punch the asteroid and blow on it again with the aim of collecting more. Assuming it survives its various assaults on the asteroid, it will return its samples to Earth in 2023. 


"The probe will no doubt land in Piedmont Arizona and..."

Hush. 

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And Now a Word From our Sponsor



LEGAL NOTICE: Brickmuppet Blog actually has no sponsors and is not supported in any way by Pez. 
Please don't harass, or terrorize them. Please. We're not their fault.

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Oh My. Yes!

U.S. Space Force recruiting commercials.



Watch this one on Bitchute

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October 21, 2020

How are YOU Celebrating the Holiday?

I don't know how long this link will be valid, so here. 



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C'est la Tempête Qui Arrive.

As part of our ongoing policy of attempting to appear big brained and sophisticated, we at Brickmuppet Blog are going to evaluate the results of having the post title in French, which none of us actually speak.


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October 20, 2020

Oh. So THAT'S Why.


I had always wondered about that.

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October 19, 2020

Tsunami Warning for Alaska

Issued 12 minutes before I typed this




UPDATE: The tsunami has hit.

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October 18, 2020

Bardcore Break

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Incoming Storm?

It may not seem like it, but Brickmuppet Blog does generally try to put the political posts below the fold. There are, of course some exceptions to this in an election year, and in general things like the Chinese Social Credit System or clear and present threats to free speech may not be fastidiously placed below, but we do try to not get struggle sessions in your fluff. 


Of course in current year, when everything is crazy and political the policy just not always tenable. 

However.....
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